look what i can do

[kidprototype]

this is my new hobby. it's the remains of the first target i shot at. i used a Glock 17 9mm and fired at 15 yards. this fool is dead. i shot at big posters of a redneck with an Uzi afterwards. i was surprised, because i'm terrible at paintballing, but i seem to have a natural affinity for guns. maybe i should join the Army?

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[kidprototype]

no way, it's fun as hell.

[hovis]

It's happening, Alex. You're becoming... An American!

[kidprototype]

it's a gradual process, but i have definitely changed since moving here. pretty soon i won't apologise any more.

[hovis]

It won't be long before you can slide entire hamburgers down your throat without chewing, either!

[kidprototype]

that's part of the citizenship test, i think.