i wanna headbang!!! really!!! a lot!!! this is the last friday night in my life i am spending at home! and i am not even sick (well, only in my head, but i don't think that can be fixed in any other way than lobotomy)!

are you a juicy babe? then come here!
http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=juicy_babes

dont forget to fill out the thing that gets you accepted!

sex it up

me: hey fraley, tell me what a dirty sanchez is!!!! ;)

fraley: It's when you pound someone in the fudge and then clean yourself with your hand and wipe a "crap moustache" across their top lip.

me: **laughing my fat fucking ass off!**

fraley: want one?

me: PASS!i fucked around at work all day today. i was a literal waste of oxygen, and you know ( Read more... )

hi. my name is jessy. by rights, im 15. im a teacher's aid in a sunday school class for kindergardeners. its there that im truly happy. i love children. i think im most likely the worst ta ever since i just sit on the floor and talk to the kids. i am addicted to things noone cares about anymore. i still watch pokemon from time to time because i ( Read more... )

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me: hey you stupid fuck
friend: you calling me stupid??
me: no, me calling you stupid FUCK!
friend: oh, okie than, you're forgiven
me: i am?? shit, i thought we're gonna fight now.. =(
friend: *grabs the chair and kicks your ugly ass but with it*
me: hey, that hurts! do it once more =P

i wanna run in the park!!! and watch the dogs play! but the guy i should have gone with stood me up!!!! buhuuuuuu!!!! and there isn't any more sun! i want some candy!!!!!

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!*~

liam is sleeping at gramma's an i am going to a slumber party filled with hot bi chix!! HA! well theyre all my friends so it probably wont be as fun as you might be imagining right now! yeah you! i know you got a dirty mind, you know who you are.

....AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.... ....HHHHHHHHH
Lakers pull it out with .4 ....... ***spins around in circles and drops to the floor***

I just wet my boxers.