And now we go to Appocalypse, with the financial news.

[kieliszek]

This Just In: CitiGroup (the world's second largest bank) annouces record profits for the first quarter of 2007. Citi to celebrate by laying off 17,000 employees.

Comments

[jelliclekitten]

Ew... I'm hoping that's not the bank you work for? If it is, I hope you're not one of them...

[kieliszek]

Yes, it is my bank. No, I am not one of them. Still, we received a prolonged explanation that this was to increase the value of our company's stock.