why would you want to be sprayed in the ass

[kierah]

i'm still not really sure who this Mr. Ueda is. but even before he arrived, it came down the line that he's informally in the business of selling toilet seats. i've been aware for some time that the japanese are going nuts over these electronic toilet seats. they double as water heaters, and (this is second-hand information) my understanding is

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[saeble]

It was a European thing originally, French by all accounts, an ass wash called a 'bidet', oh... and supposedly good for both back and front bottoms..

Depending on whose literature you read, it's far more hygienic to use a good bidet. Mind you, I have no idea what a bad bidet could do..

Germans often have an inspection plate. A broad dishy device to drop your faecal matter on direct from the source, for study to determine bowel health etc.

In Indonesia, India and quite a few other Asian nations a toilet is basically a couple of porcelain footplates with a hole betwixt them, (if you're lucky, otherwise its just a hole).. you squat over.

80% of Indians don't have conventional toilets, you simply squat in a place where 'the Untouchables' come along with a little basket and collect what you leave behind, or.. you dump in the Holiest of rivers, the Ganges or your local river of choice.

*grins*

Lemme guess... TMI

blame the internets and too much travelling, sometimes a mind can get too broad :)

yet the question remains

[kierah]

why!

why!

why would you want to be sprayed in the ass?

Re: yet the question remains

[saeble]

because you want a nice clean bott-bott after you drop the proverbial kids at the pool ! It's a replacement for toilet paper.

(and I swear, I got most of this from one of my friends whom works in a plumbing showroom !) :)

Re: yet the question remains

[kierah]

hmm.

"if its not broke dont fix it" right?

ive got along quite well all these years *not* spraying myself in the ass... i cant imagine wanting to make a switch.

but fine, i suppose the question is answered.

:(

[dankamongmen]

i wouldn't mind a periodic refreshing mist of calvin klein's "obsession: for taint"

[kierah]

hee

[zenithnadir]

its european... and quite comforting if the water is warm, from what i hear

[kkchen]

this is standard at my current workplace, and i LURV IT

so why?

well... it feels really good, and you come away 'super' clean. TMI, perhaps. but i mean, just think about it.

THE END!

[kierah]

dont you come away wet?

[kkchen]

that's what the automatic blow dry fan is for. HOT or EXTRA HOT.

and then there's always good ol' TP for any left over moisture.

come to think of it... i think i'll go poo right now...

[thedutch]

Let me be the first to go on record here and say that i would prefer NOT to be sprayed in the ass.

[kierah]

at last sanity