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[kievduchess]

Vampires?

The only thing I'll say about vampires is. Call me or mine one?

Meet the heel of my boot.

Comments

[so_very_greedy]

Well, you have to admit there is quite a resemblance.

[kievduchess]

I never said there was no basis for comparison.

[so_very_greedy]

And for the record, I doubt you'd want to get close enough to me to hit me with your boot.

[kievduchess]

You're that repulsive, yes.

[whofelltoearth]

Please don't start a riot if you can avoid it, miss Asta.

[kievduchess]

No one had best start a riot over me being right.

[whofelltoearth]

I'm not arguing that you're right, you certainly are and you have every reservation to be able to say so.

It's just that I would rather you not have to draw negative attention to yourself to correct it.

[kievduchess]

Anyone who asks me nicely can have a wonderfully polite answer, Abel.

[november_chill]

Why would someone do that unprovoked?

[kievduchess]

Merely an advanced warning?

[november_chill]

Would the thought arise otherwise, even without said advanced warning?

[kievduchess]

Indeed.

[mafiaphobic]

Why would people...?

A-Aren't you Messy-some...ah... I forgot how to spell it!

[kievduchess]

... Methuselah.

[mafiaphobic]

...ahahah... that one!

That's not vampires at all!

[kievduchess]

Smart boy.

[irislover]

Um...They shouldn't be so rude to you or them.

[kievduchess]

They really shouldn't.

[irislover]

I'll stand up for you and for my friends if need be. You're people too, people of this City.

[kievduchess]

Don't you worry.

I have this handled.