I love translations

[kifar]

This is from the product page for a Korean (I think) eBook (like Kindle)

The two parts that caught my notice were
Project Status: Vitamin
(maybe they meant healthy?)
*Sales Information
--Doris is not
(Ummm Doris is not for sale?)

Comments

[adroitstripe]

hehehe...

"Doris IS NOT a soft cover"

[sokkmonkey]

I can't mince while touching you.
Do not wallop.

[kifar]

???