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[kigaiyuuto]

Here I thought I couldn't get stressed, But the military has found a way to stress me out. A note to the those that tell me my jobs, make up your f'ing minds! Sitting on my ass for a week and a half incognito was not my idea of spending time. Then I come home to a filthy apartment, the damned bird had a field day. It is now dead. A flying target

Comments

[adiaphorous]

...so that's where the strength behind your throw comes from.

[kigaiyuuto]

I would believe so. What about your aim? Even under your...erm, well condition it was a nice shot.

[adiaphorous]

--I have to admit that I don't remember very well concerning the...situation. Expected, but still. If my aim was any good, it was most probably luck.

[kigaiyuuto]

You had very good luck that night then. Some homeless on the lowest level thanks you for your good aim, they got a leather jacket out of it.

[unschuldraen]

Uwaa!! The poor parrot!! How could you hurt him? He probably really liked you!! Just because you don't understand someone doesn't mean you kill them!! That's bad, mister. Bad!

[kigaiyuuto]

If your going to invade my home you very well mind your manners. This bird did not, six hundred dollars in damages to the apartment. The bird had it coming since it bit my ear right trough.

[unschuldraen]

Oh... Well, I never thought of it that way. You still didn't have to kill him though. He probably thought it was very feng shui. Parrots have a sense of style too! How else would they have that stylish plummage? As for your ear, maybe you would look good with an earring?

[kigaiyuuto]

Shit all over my apartment and shredded books that my father gave me does not fit with Feng Shui. I gave the bird two and a half weeks to get out and he didn't. Got him perfectly, he didn't suffer much at all. As for my ear, it was infected. Not a good situation to be considering an earring.