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Jaejoong Is A Douchebag. Part 4.

Sep 14, 2009 11:39

Jaejoong Is A Douchebag Part 4
Author: dong-bang @ kiiteruno
Pairings: Various. YooMin. JaeChun. JaeMin.
Rating: Overall NC-17. This part, R.
Genre: Bandfic. Smut. Angst (?). Humor. Chaptered. Longish drabble (~700+ words).
Warnings: Strong language. Devious!Changmin.
Summary: A story of unrequited love (not really), blowjobs (cause they're fun), bets (okay, only ( Read more... )

pairing: yoomin, genre: smut, fandom: dbsk, genre: bandfic, rating: nc-17, length: chaptered, pairing: jaemin, fic: jaejoong is a douchebag, length: drabble, pairing: ot5, genre: humor, pairing: jaechun

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mrsedjack September 14 2009, 16:52:26 UTC

um. what, bedding changmin is not fun? 8D

i'm in love with changmin's brain.

boomtrack September 14 2009, 16:55:23 UTC

Of course bedding Changmin would be fun. XD Jaejoong's talking about how he gets around to that, though. Just asking to do it is boring. XDD

mrsedjack September 14 2009, 17:02:31 UTC

...i wouldn't mind just asking. :D?

boomtrack September 14 2009, 17:07:02 UTC

XDDDDD Jaejoong goes the elaborate, complicated route. :3

kurogoma September 14 2009, 16:52:51 UTC

"僕の汚いマンコに入れて下さい!"

give me a minute as i pick my wheezing, spluttering, dying self of the floor..... ROFLMAO xDDDDDD
oh changmin ~ !!! the ridiculously devious kid is bad for my spleen.

&hearts

boomtrack September 14 2009, 16:54:19 UTC

:3 Quoted directly from an honest-to-god genuine Japanese porno. :3 Oh, Japan. ♥

papered September 14 2009, 16:57:03 UTC

♥, so in love with this whole thing. :3

boomtrack September 14 2009, 17:06:11 UTC

Thank you! ♥

absolute_wings September 14 2009, 16:57:10 UTC

mmmmm a YooMinJae sandwich sounds good right about now ^_~

lol evil evil minnie!

boomtrack September 14 2009, 17:06:33 UTC

It's a possibility XDDD

keychains September 14 2009, 17:04:12 UTC

OH CHANGMIN.
i highly highly approve of the jaeminchun going on here. my ot3, how did you know it? i'm so excited about what else min is planning. :DD

and and and- i'm curious, what does the japanese mean?!

boomtrack September 14 2009, 17:09:13 UTC

JaeChunMin ♥♥♥

The Japanese... even with all the smut I write, I'm embarrassed to translate it. XD But...

"何が欲しい? ちゃんと言ってよ!" = "What do you want? Say it clearly!"
"僕の汚いマンコに入れて下さい!" = "Please put it in my dirty ass!"

I swear to god I did not come up with this on my own, but quoted those lines directly from a genuine gay Japanese porn :3 I do RESEARCH for my fics, you see! XDDDD;;

keychains September 14 2009, 17:14:29 UTC

oh my god, really? i just laugh really loud, and i'm in the student union of my uni, lmao. everyone's looking at me funy now. XD

but but, i think it's great you do research for your fics. XDDDDDD <3

boomtrack September 14 2009, 18:20:30 UTC

Yes, really. XDDD And omigosh, stop reading smut at your school! XDDD

Sob, yes it's all research. XDDDDDD

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