Jaejoong Is A Douchebag. Part 5.

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Jaejoong Is A Douchebag Part 5
Author: dong-bang @ kiiteruno
Pairings: Various. YooMin. JaeChun. JaeMin.
Rating: Overall NC-17. This part, R.
Genre: Bandfic. Smut. Angst (?). Humor. Chaptered. Longish drabble (~900+ words).
Warnings: Strong language. Devious!Changmin.
Summary: A story of unrequited love (not really), blowjobs (cause they're fun), bets (okay, only

Comments

[k_chan91]

Impatient Jae....I like it. >D

I <3 his reaction to the...surprise...the one that wasn't a dog's nostril. xDDDD

Jae: *cough*choke*die*
Stylist: Are you okay?
Jae: Sure. Just need to grab me a piece 'o that magnae and pound him til we're both numb, lady. >:D
Stylist: Alright. Just sit back and let me do your bangs.
Jae: Yes Ma'am.

o.O
I'll go to sleep now......zzzzz

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lmao XDDDDDDD ♥♥♥

[keychains]

OH MY GOD. IT IS TOO LATE AT NIGHT TO BE READING ABOUT CHANGMIN SENDING PICTURES OF HIS COCK TO JAECHUN.

but oh my god you sdjlasjdka. this just keeps getting better and better oh my god. i'm almost scared about the next one, askdjals.

also! i don't know why, but the detail that min has a ring on in that picture was really really hot. idek, weird fetishes.

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IT IS TOO LATE AT NIGHT TO BE READING ABOUT CHANGMIN SENDING PICTURES OF HIS COCK TO JAECHUN.
You have no idea how hard I laughed at this. Thank you. XDDD;

You weren't the only one who liked the idea of Min wearing a ring in his pic. Well, he had to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt to Jae and Chun that it WAS him and not just some random dick shot off the internet.... XDDD;

[keychains]

lmao, you're welcome! glad i could make you laugh at my fail. XD

i approve of the way min... authenticates his pictures? but now i just have this image of how that picture would've looked like and i need to stop. ^_____^

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YOUR ICON YES. ♥♥♥

SOB I kinda wanna see the picture now too XD Maybe one of my readers who's way more talented than I am can photoshop something up XD Or maybe reallycorking can draw for me again XD who knows <3

Actually, what I've been wanting to do is have some kind of Porn Star contest...? on kiiterno to have someone make Changmin's wallpaper XD all we know about it is that it's Jaejoong "dressed and yet somehow not quite decent," I believe XD I wanted someone to actually make a Jaejoong wallpaper that would be on Changmin's computer :3 Dunno if anyone's interested but I think it could be fun! :3

my comments are always so useless ;_;

[papered]

screaming and am once again incoherent. jaejoong lmfaolmfao laughing so hard right now. oh boys, ♥ ♥ ♥

Re: my comments are always so useless ;_;

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I don't think your comments are useless because they make me smile. :D ♥

[every_journal]

Go Changmin! To actually take a picture of yourself while playing with your third leg is one thing but actually sending it... Damn! Lucky JaeChun *drools*

Poor Jae and his patience, I'm sure Changmin can hold out longer than him ^^

*hugs*

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your third leg
*gigglesnort* XDD;

Changmin could probably hold out, but the real question here is, would he want to? XDDD;

[every_journal]

I wouldn't c'mon it's Jae we're talking about. Saying no to sex with Jaejoong is the same as embracing life as an eunuch: plain stupid. But I could stand to watch Jae suffer a little longer though. It's funny *evil glint*

*hugs*

[milollita]

LOL what is with your spam of updates? SDFLHALSKDFHALKSDFH!!!! You're making me want moar moar moar moar and it's driving me insane!!!!!!1!1!1!!!11!!

I thought Changmin would be shamelessly capable of that. Could you forward that pic to me? XD So cunning. I have been owned by you all around XD

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LOL It's because these 'chapters' are super short and very easy to write XDDD Stuff like Porn Star, with super long chapters, takes work for me to finish but short things like these? Pfffft I can do one in half an hour, no problem. XDDD

Glad you're having fun though. :D