Jaejoong Is A Douchebag. Part 8.

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Jaejoong Is A Douchebag Part 8
Author: dong-bang @ kiiteruno
Pairings: OT5. YooMin. JaeChun. JaeMin.
Rating: Overall NC-17. This part, PG-13.
Genre: Bandfic. Smut. Angst (?). Humor. Chaptered. Longish drabble (~1,000+ words).
Warnings: Strong language. Mentions of past underage sex. Full disclosure on Jaejoong's part.
Summary: A story of unrequited love (not really

Comments

[k_chan91]

SPOT! 8D

...It's so....logical. xD Of course that's why these guys are just one giant ot5 of awesome. Me likey lots.
And now...I wonder what Min and Chun are doing. ^.~ Who's more curious? Me....or Jaejoong?? >D

OMG. Juliette just popped up on my ipod! *glomps SHINee boys*
*cough* Sorry....I haven't eaten anything today...@.@

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LOL random comment is random. ♥

We'll get to YooMin eventually. I think they'll be the next part. :/ Not sure.

[k_chan91]

Not sure?? Not sure?????

*shakes sureness out of you*

Be sure! Be very sure!! The future of JaeYooMin is at stake. 8D

*bricked*

[k_chan91]

...Did I forget to answer the big question at the bottom? ._.

Okay, here goes....

OF COURSE NOT. ^_____^ Jae will never be douchy. <3333
.....But he does deserve punishment....just for the heck of it. >D

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LMAO FIRST OFF, LOL'ING AT JAE'S VERSION OF POKEMON. another chance to use pikachu again, ahahahaha.

and aksjdsjkd speaking of jae. jaejoong my god i love your jaejoong you should give him to me. he makes everything make sense, like, why shouldn't they sleep together and ajsdkl it seems so natural and i think already spazzed about how much i like that. >< AND LMAO YOOCHUN AS BAIT, HOW PERFECT. who could resist yoochun as bait? :DDD

okay, now i settle down to wait for number nine. :D <333

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CRYING. Pikachu should really have nothing to do with DBSK. Ah, well...

XDDD It's so logical in Jaejoong's mind. ♥ And he used Yoochun because Min had a crush on Yoochun. :3 Playing dirty, Jae... sigh.

LOL You didn't answer the big question! >:|

Boom boom baby. Jaejoong's full disclosure. Time for you guys to answer the big question: is Jaejoong a douchebag? How much of a douchebag? And what kind of punishment does he deserve for setting this all in motion?
I WANT AN ANSWER OKAY.

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does booty have to do anything with dbsk? even if it's a girl booty?

and oops, sorry, i got so distracted by reading, i skipped all the important author notes. XD

I DON'T THINK JAE IS A DOUCHE. i frankly think he's a saint for getting min to take pics of his cock and send them to people. >]] I THINK HE DESERVES UNDYING LOVE AND MONEY AND AWESOME SEX FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE. :D or or or, lmao, idke. min has to do something for jae planning all this without him knowing. something horrible and sexy. and uhm- that's all i have. *not creative*

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LOL random girl booty XDDDD!

HMM I'm curious to see if anyone shows up and says "omfg what a douche! i can't believe he's manipulating yoochun and changmin like that D:" or if everyone thinks it's all good XDDDDD SHOULD BE INTERESTING. ♥♥♥

LOL I'm still so amused I pulled this entire series out of my butt :3 None, and I do mean none of this was planned in advance. XD!

[every_journal]

It felt strange, uncomfortable to be missing one of the members in such a way, like a perverted game of Pokemon; gotta do them all, and yet Changmin had passed him by, leaving a gaping hole in Jaejoong's heart? mind? ego?

You had me rolling on the floor again with this one.... I guess that phrase could be used for any fangirl out there... We too want to do them all. At least I do and I'm not gonna lie about that... don't need a ring just to use what's between their legs *wink*

Loved this instalment as per usual ^o^
*hugs*

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^^; Thank you for the comments, but you missed the big question!

Boom boom baby. Jaejoong's full disclosure. Time for you guys to answer the big question: is Jaejoong a douchebag? How much of a douchebag? And what kind of punishment does he deserve for setting this all in motion?
Gimme an answer! >:|

[every_journal]

I could never punish Jaejoong! Nor see him as a douchebag... although his scheming around instead of just jumping Changmin should reward him with some spanking. I'm also afraid that whatever my creative mind can think of to punish the 'douche', won't be seen as punishment in Jae's eyes anyway. He'd just enjoy it infuriatingly. And I know you won't deny him having smex with Changmin, that would also punish you lovely readers... *cough*me*cough*

So he's not really a douchebag, but close. So no real punishment for JJ. I am pro spanking though, so Changmin better whip out the paddles for the showdown against Jaejoong ^^

*hugs*

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LOL XDDD I have a bunch of perverts for readers. ♥♥♥

[oldwillow_brook]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES PART 8!

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LOL WHERE'S YOUR COMMENT ♥

[oldwillow_brook]

♠ is Jaejoong a douchebag

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Hmmm...
Nope JaeJoong ain't a douchebag he's just an attention,love seeking whore :] and we love him so fucking much :D hahah XD
Well okay maybe partially a douchebag nah~ more like 1/3 xD haha
Hmmm...He deserves getting bandbanged
hihiihih >:] the best punishment mwahahahah >:]
update soon ^_^

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*gasps in horror* MY HTML FAILED O_O lol forgot to add the i there XD oh well~ moving on :P

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LOL it's okay, no worries ♥

Hmmmm I'll have to decide what to do with him :3