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[kikanna]

If I hear too many more whispered "I love you"s, endure too many more kissy sounds, too many more rounds of. . . .things. . . potentially going on in the bed behind me, I am seriously throwing my fucking ass out the window. I've never been a person to endure displays of affection well and now I'm stuck in the cauldron with distilled Lover's Lane

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[mrphaethon]

My ex-girlfriend/best friend Tina has a needy boyfriend currently. He is hilarious. He is so insecure about his hold on her that when I hug her or kiss her on the cheek, he actually cries. He -weeps.- And it is painful to watch. So I know what you mean.

Here are a list of some of the tactics I use to confront Wussy Boyfriend Syndrome:
-Mock the victim mercilessly, then laugh hysterically.
-Slap him around every time he makes a tear-filled request of soup.
-Ask him if he has any pretty dresses to wear after the surgery.

[kikanna]

See, that's what's so fucked up about this one! He's like a damn bodybuilder. . . . and probably a little shorter whan I am which is just sad. I mean. . . the vanity rating must be through the roof. I came in and he was putting lotion on his legs Oo;;

I just want alone time in the room with my music! >

[mrphaethon]

Lotion? Big deal.

Women seem to be under the misapprehension that most guys do nothing to maintain their appearances. This is not true. We simply encourage this notion because it gives us a great excuse. Plus we don't want to really go into what we actually -do- do, since it's not cute girly things like moisturizing. It's weird painful things like trimming/yanking nose hair. And yes, I know women have their own bizarre rituals, but they are simply more accepted.

[fruitbaron]

I hope things go better. You know we need to take out that male somehow. I'll discuss, later, with how to do it. Maybe just a heavy case of food poisoning. Make it look... -natural-.

You know we need to beat your Bio teacher, right? Right?