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several thousand swarm about, a mass of uncoordinated movement. But as_look closer one life form makes sudden eye contact with another. They freeze. Then one moves to the side, and like a mirror image the other follows, flawlessly, perfectly symetric movements. After a few more seconds of the mirror dance, they rush at each other, without ( Read more... )

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just to find out what all the hype was about
i brushed my teeth in the shower.
it was pretty convenient, you can drool and not care cuz your in the shower
the only downside was that i got shampoo in my mouth.

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