Thirteen random things you like ( Read more... )

when i was ridiculously nervous from stupid stallone's cobra, i... uh. i wished that. uhm. you know. it would have been nice and all, you know. i mean, if i was scared and there was... someone else. me and someone else. me and someone other than no one... i found a slight inclination, a tiny desire to be a little scared while not alone.

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I take full responsibility for the lunacy of the last post. It was scary, I promise! However, apparently they spent the first fifty minutes or so of Cobra with murderous, totally paranoia-inducing scenes that make me cringe. They then proceeded to have ten, fifteen, even twenty minute long segments of cars flipping around WITHOUT ANY DIALOGUE AT ( Read more... )

I am a ridiculous idiot. Really, I am. Those of you that knew me when? Remember when i used to be smart? HELLA smart, in fact. But here, to prove how ridiculous I have become, is my current situation ( Read more... )

i woke up to thunderstorms and got back in bed to thunderstorms. i wanted to read lorca, and couldn't find any of the ten thousand books of gabriel garcia lorca's poetry that i own. so i settled for a book of alice in wonderland-themed logic puzzles.

The primal frenzy that results when you put thousands of change-minded, forward-thinking, proactive Americans fiercly and passionately clamoring amidst a torrential rain of confetti and balloons GETS ME HOT!!!!!!!!!!

if you happen to spill generic diet orange soda on a black and white drawing that's about to go up in a show, a clorox bleach pen appears to successfully remove the stain without eating through the paper.

not that i know from experience or anything, it's just a hot rumour i heard.

i'm covered in charcoal, spray paint, and superglue. i've still got a ton of work to do tonight and tomorrow. and it's all because... FINALLY... my BFA show goes up this week.

Please click here and enjoy. And thank my friend Ashleigh for telling me about this.

i just now stumbled across these fortune cookie fortunes in the drawer ( Read more... )