Stupid people

[kilah_hurtz]

Dear Mr. Brand new Porsche Carraria

While yes, it is impressive that you were able to accelerate to twice the speed limit, just to get around little old me, in the mere two blocks between lights. Your ability to screech to a halt without going too far over the line, at said red light, was also equally impressive.

The fact that you stalled your

Comments

D'oh!

[baronlaw]

75,000 dollars spent on the car, not one penny for driving lessons.

[iamradar]

Jeepers. I could drive better than that, and I've only driven a stick-shift once, 11 years ago.

[mzlizzy]

Don't worry, he won't get anything so nice from the rental agency when he has to have it towed to the shop because he's gotten into a spectacular accident.