Oh my dear...

[kileyface]

I woke up this morning to my roommate making all sorts of her usual morning noise. I was coherent enough to roll over and turn on my discman to cover up her nonsense that takes too long. I turned it on and it was a surprise because I had forgotten what I had put in there. It was Marilyn Manson's "Mechanical Animals." No shocker there. I have only

Comments

[the_great_white]

hehe your grandfather is a beautiful person. he makes a great santa clause, even though his eyes are still definate humble pedro eyes, no question. makes the santa all the more believable...

[kileyface]

I love him. I cant believe this is his job. hahaha

[clay_walbert]

if i were him, i would drink a fifth of jack everyday!

[kileyface]

If you are Santa, you get to be Drunk Santa, my grandpa gets to be clean, sober, and not scary Santa.

[clay_walbert]

little do you know, was that that man that you saw that looked like I, that was playing with the candy wrappers was none other than clay walbert himself plotting, divicing plans, but mostly plotting. PLotting the terror and the fear in all little children as they will soon relieze.....WAIT, thats your grandpa. WHAT?

[kileyface]

I knew it was you! Yes. That is my Grandpa Jerry. He lives in Texas. He is getting older and what do old people do? Play bingo and get jobs to look like other old people, only, my grandpa lucked out because he has a beard, so he gets to be Santa, and he rocks as Santa.