After 20+ hours of playing the game, all I can say with absolute certainty is that Snow and Hope need to get married, prontoid, and give birth to SIX BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN with the eponymous names of Trust, Verve, Will, Blaze, Conceptual Existentialist, and Bob.
That is all.
Okay, I lied. When Lightning comes to visit, she can beat the shit out of the kids that look like Snow and give Christmas presents to the kids that look like Hope. Regardless of whether or not it's Christmas. Or whether or not she was invited.
I am turning into such a geek over this game.
Don't forget the part where their kids grow up to punch bad guys in the spleen and then whine about it for no less than seven hours afterwards.