What happens when Vahn and myself get BORED *yaoi*
Kankuro00: if I do this, will I have a less percent of being kira? >.>
Vahn Malice: xD
Vahn Malice: There's a 10% chance you may be kira.
Vahn Malice: A sucessful hack accelerates you to 17% :D
Kankuro00: XD
Kankuro00: I don't hide the deathnote in my pants. Nope, not at all. >.>
Vahn Malice: But Raito, I've already looked in your pants.
Kankuro00: Doesn't mean I could of taken it out and put it some where else
Vahn Malice: But Raito, I bugged your room
Vahn Malice: Even your bathroom.
Kankuro00: erm....
Kankuro00: the bath room
Kankuro00: ...*sweatdrops*
Vahn Malice: Yes.
Vahn Malice: You touch yourself at night, Raito.
Vahn Malice: xD
Kankuro00: You better not tell anyone, or I'll get those pictures of you striping at the local bar and post them on the net
Vahn Malice: But Raito-kun
Vahn Malice: I'm a male prostitute. It's what I do.
Vahn Malice: xDDDDD
Kankuro00: I'll make copys and give them to *cough cough* You know who.
Vahn Malice: Oh?
Kankuro00: You have never had Fan girls try to rape you, and I KNOW they will come to me when i sell these pictures.
Vahn Malice: Oh, they'll think it's fan art.
Vahn Malice: Especially when I tell them you're a master(bater) artist.
Kankuro00: *can't stop laughing to type a reply*
Kankuro00: They would probly Leave me, seeing that You have made that so. And go straight to you, unless.....
Vahn Malice: Oh?
Kankuro00: Hurry and strip and I'll fuck you like mad. That will solve the problem!
Vahn Malice: xD
Vahn Malice: Raito-kun, I don't think my ass agrees.
Vahn Malice: Remember last time?
Kankuro00: It's normal for your ass to bleed. And plus, I got more lube.
Vahn Malice: Raito-kun,
Vahn Malice: My ass still doesn't agree.
Kankuro00: Know what? My sex drive dosen't care. Don't make me show you that Milkshake Video again!
Vahn Malice: AUGH, NOT THE TAPE!
Vahn Malice: NOT THE TAPE!
Vahn Malice: MY EYES
Vahn Malice: WATARI-SAN, WHY?!
Vahn Malice: WHYYYYY?!
Kankuro00: Then, Sex it is?
Vahn Malice: NO~
Vahn Malice: Raito-kun, I have a confession!
Vahn Malice: I've been cheating on you with
Vahn Malice: Matsuda-kun!
Kankuro00: NANI!?
Vahn Malice: xD
Kankuro00: Ok that's it! *runs off*
Vahn Malice: ;_; Raito-kun, gomen ne!
Kankuro00: *comes back sevral mintues later* Ok, i'm better
Vahn Malice: ._.
Vahn Malice: Raito-kun, Jerking off?
Kankuro00: No, thougth, Matsuda died. Fell and hit is head on the sink.
Vahn Malice: WHYYYYY, MATSUDA-KUN? WHYYYY
Vahn Malice: WHY MUST YOU TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT?!
Vahn Malice: *weeps and runs into the bathroom*
Vahn Malice: **the lady's bathroom**
Kankuro00: XD
Kankuro00: *looks at L's cake* Hmmm.....
Vahn Malice: ._. *walks back out, slowly*
Vahn Malice: Raito-kun, I have something to tell you.
Kankuro00: what?
Vahn Malice: Misa is really a man.
Kankuro00: >.> All the better then.
Kankuro00: Your ass is still going to be mine, I'll prove to you i'm not kira
Vahn Malice: But Light-kun
Vahn Malice: I saw you molest Watari-san the other day.
Kankuro00: He payed me. I need money for a New desk.
Kankuro00: The other one, had an accident.
Kankuro00: *cough cough*
Vahn Malice: Raito-kun!
Vahn Malice: I'm tired of your excuses! *slaps*
Kankuro00: Will You make Up your mind about my name! *kicks*
Vahn Malice: *slaps you* Never, Light-kun!
Vahn Malice: It's the translators' fault!
Kankuro00: Turn on the Tv and Find out what happen to him too! *kicks him in the right arm*
Vahn Malice: *kicks you* Aren't you supposed to punch me, and I'm supposed to kick you?
Kankuro00: Yes, I got mixed up in charaters. *punches you*
Vahn Malice: *kicks you in the nuts*
Vahn Malice: Quick, Raito-kun!
Vahn Malice: Makeup sex! *dives onto you*
Vahn Malice: xDDD
Kankuro00: *grabs L* You forget, I wear I cup! *pins you to the ground*
Vahn Malice: Omg, wild monkey sex scene.
Kankuro00: You bet!
Kankuro00: *rips off your pants*
Vahn Malice: [the following scene has been cut]
Vahn Malice: xDDD
Kankuro00: XDDDD
Vahn Malice: *sits on a fluffy pillow* ._.
Kankuro00: *looks at his clothing* How in the hell did I get into this dress?
Vahn Malice: Misa buttsexed you.
Kankuro00: fuck! *lowers head*
Vahn Malice: xD
Vahn Malice: *hands you a fuffy pillow too* And he didn't use lube, Raito-kun.
Kankuro00: I can tell. *rubs ass*
Kankuro00: *looks at L.* >.>
Vahn Malice: Light-kun, now do you know?
Vahn Malice: Eating cake reduces the pain and swelling of the anal area.
Vahn Malice: Have some cake? *hands you a slice*
Vahn Malice: xDD
Kankuro00: XD *grabs L's arm instead* And that did you knw, when Raito-kun get's done with you, he will feel alot better too?*
Vahn Malice: Raito-kun, we had a threesom.
Vahn Malice: **sun
Vahn Malice: **sum
Vahn Malice: god damnit, my ass hurts too much to type right.
Kankuro00: XD
Kankuro00: You know what?*pulls out ducktape* Your doing it again!*evil smile*
Vahn Malice: *pulls out cellphone*
Kankuro00: nani?
Vahn Malice: ._. *chucks it at you*
Vahn Malice: **runs away**
Kankuro00: *throws the cell phine back and Hits you in the head with it* Come here you!
Vahn Malice: *kicks you in the ass*
Vahn Malice: *runs into the room and locks the door*
Kankuro00: *pulls out a Deathnote* L~! look what I found~!
Vahn Malice: *stays hidden*
Kankuro00: I know you want this for your self, come and get it! *waves it under the door*
Vahn Malice: *stuffs mello under the door*
Kankuro00: Rotfl!
Kankuro00: Ok, now I have to go the the next best person.... NEAR COME HERE!
Vahn Malice: Bwahaha, but you realize
Vahn Malice: Near is really me, only with white hair?
Kankuro00: one min.
Kankuro00: That means I've fucked you more than I already know?
Vahn Malice: :O
Vahn Malice: Mello molests you*
Kankuro00: *throws a chocolate bar*
Vahn Malice: *mello catches and licks it*
Kankuro00: *ueses mellows hard head to break down the door*
Vahn Malice: xD
Vahn Malice: *hides under the bed* ._.
Kankuro00: gets the hand cuffs and reaches under the bed*
Vahn Malice: *wiggles away*
Kankuro00: ummm. *goes away for a short while and then comes back with a basket full of strawberries and sweets*
Vahn Malice: Nooooooo~
Vahn Malice: Why must you tempt me soo~!?
Kankuro00: *starts to eat it* >3
Kankuro00: come on L, don't you want some?
Vahn Malice: ;_;
Vahn Malice: *cries*
Vahn Malice: Stomach, so empty~
Kankuro00: all you have to do is give me what I want. *laughs*
Kankuro00: *eats a strawberri*
Kankuro00: it's so sweet too L