The creators of the BEST lip balm in the world have announced that as of 25th May, they will cease production. Nooooooo. It's Fair Trade and Organic, made with top ingredients. I really shouldn't be this upset over lip balm, but really it's the best.

http://www.mamacocos.com/

The Tomkat kitten has arrived. Baby girl called Suri. Feel free to jump on your couch to celebrate.

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Statue of Britney Spears Giving Birth

*vomits*

Britney? On a bear skin? Holding onto the bear's ears? She had a SCHEDULED c-section, she didn't even have labour.

Bunny's ok!! *bounces*

Dear Bunny,

You'd better be ok. If you're not, I'm going to kick your ass because you're not allowed to do that to us.

Love,
Khai

P.S. Fuck you, Katrina.

According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 60's, 70's and early 80's probably shouldn't have survived, because our baby cots were covered with brightly coloured lead-based paint which was promptly chewed and licked. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, or latches on doors or cabinets and it was fine ( Read more... )

Lush Rehab shampoo and American Cream conditioner are the best hair combo ever. My hair is gorgeous for the first time ever, and it smells like a strawberry shake.

That's all. NOTHING interesting going on at the moment.

This makes me feel sick. What the hell is wrong with these people?

Ruling forces chemists to follow script for the pill ( Read more... )

I feel so pissed off! it's so not fair that I have Tuesday off but nobody wants to do anything :-(. I'll just sit home alone and write poems about death.

Oh yeah. richard_geefe added another meme to their journal. GOD I HATE THAT!!!1!one!

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