so the other.. ah what the fuck? there, no... almost..... ok thats good. so the other day we were coming out of Jon's ranch, which is right behind my grandparents ranch, and it was night the jeeps headlights shown on the feeder right by the gate. Small hog, small hog, medium hog... Holy SHit! Big hog! this sucker was probably, on all fours, a ( Read more... )

Been talking politics with my gran-pa in law, Jeff. He thinks that we would have had to go into Iraq eventually and he also said that he doesn't give a shit about the people there. He thinks everything with a towel on its head should die. It doesn't surprise me that he likes Bush. With that reasoning we misewell just blow up the whole world, at ( Read more... )

Happy superflous patriotic american holiday ( Read more... )

lets see.... what happened recently? bought some fireworks, a disposable camera, was in a jeep when it came very close to rolling, played in the river like a giddy school boy, put up ANOTHER fence, and not an emotional one either, cut back on my smoking, thats about it. oh yeah: wondered where MY lovin was. where are you? probably still thinks i am ( Read more... )

So i woke up this morning to daniel knocking on my door and asking if i wanted to see something cool. i said yeah, got up, and rapped a towel around my boxer-covered crotch area. i walked out my door and walked twards the back door where i saw my great grandma standing there. i got closer and saw the river which is right down from the house. what ( Read more... )

There are some periods of time that go by when you are happy you didn't die or get seriously injured. Because you know it could've happened so easily. The past ooh..... 36 hours were like that for me. special eh? no ( Read more... )

Nothing makes me feel as good as you do ( Read more... )

I thought i give you bored people (me being one of them... after all would i be doing this if i wasn't bored? well i guess there could be multiple reasons for doing something like this. jesus. get on with it you gabbering sockpuppet. ok. im sorry sir.) this little thing to read over... food for thought... but thoughts don't eat.. unless they DEVOUR ( Read more... )

So.... the house i am living in at the moment is pretty much controlled by my great grandmother. She is 94 and talks alooot, being as old as she is you would expect her to be bedridden, but she moves around, cleans, talks on the phone, sews etc, anyway where i am going with this is: apparently she was raised in a church that taught that god turned ( Read more... )

Well well well. Here we are. Not having cable tv is a blessing, but i can't read and work all day can i? no i can't. so i decided to do this for some strange reason. anyone that would read this won't and anyone that wouldn't read this wouldn't even know it existed, so this is more for MY enjoyment than any of yours you damned fools that aren't even ( Read more... )