It's Saturday at 5pm, I woke up 2 hrs ago. I'm still in my jammies. Oh, how I love my girly cotton jammies. My jammies never let me down. They never lie or steal my stuff. They never say they're going to call and never do. They actually feel better the older they get and they are the best treatment for a hangover (which I'm currently nursing).
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Yeah my ass.
I'm gonna be the crazy walmart lady who sits outside on the bench and just sits there for days until the cops come and tell me to leave, then go back home to my shack behind the dumpster with my 400 stray cats infested with worms and fleas and rabies.
I cant wait for the future!!!
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Wanna trade?
I'll throw in 20 cats and a sleeping bag, oh and a bum who is sexually potent enough to diddle on a weekly basis :)
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You joined my club? Or did I join yours?
How long single? We can swap terrible ex boyfriend stories over arsenic tea.
Single life...brimming with pleasure.
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i want to sleep until 3 pm. how hot is that? black may be the new black, but sleep is the new sex. yummmmmm.
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What's shakin'?
It's crazy, I thought for sure everyone I knew on here would be old cheese by now, but yay for everyone still existing on LJ!
Yay!
My tat (don't laugh too hard) is a my little pony with a little dainty anchor on it's toosh. It's quite cute and sports a certain nostalgic charm. I grew up with the ponies. LOL
I will indeed post a pic once the nastiness heals over and she's all pretty and non-flakey :)
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anyway, old school ponies are super-cute.
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