So, I went to Target after work tonight and decided to buy an intimidating, monstrous, gigantamungous Christmas tree. 8 feet tall and towering over my 5'7" frame, I tied it to my car, lugged it up to my apartment and plopped it in the stand all by myself (very proud) making sure it was straight, snug and secure. The smell of a real Christmas tree ( Read more... )

If I Were a Bodily Secretion I would be:


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I was at the dreaded Walmart tonight, waiting in line entirely way too long, I began to notice the woman in front of me. At first it was just her voice, southern and dry, swirling with cigarettes and age. Then her hair, far from neat, grey and battered, falling against her shoulders. I noticed her shoes, how old they were, tattered, dirty and worn ( Read more... )

Just one of the reasons McDonald's is not a part of my diet plan...


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OK, so now I know i should never ever ever have Malibu rum again. Ever...(although it is terribly yummy and effective ( Read more... )

So, in a very short while I will have to quit this staying up til 4 or 5 in the morning nonsense. Until then, I will love it wholeheartedly and treasure every second of pre-sunrise dvd watching bliss. I start my new position on the 2nd. Working mornings is going to be quite an adjustment, but I'm excited. Only two more days...and eagerly counting. ( Read more... )

I had pizza 2 times this week, McDonalds twice and Arby's tonight. I am soooooooooo gonna regret my naughtiness when I weigh on Saturday. I am working out everyday this week (fingers crossed). My tummy is very angry with me for my recent naughty food binge. I even sopped a piece of pizza in the nasty greasy puddle on my plate and ingested it. Gross ( Read more... )

So, the winds are a blowin' and I am very shamefully crossing my fingers that the hurricane will cause my office to close. On the other hand, if the power goes, I would much rather be at work where the AC is always humming and the lights never fail ( Read more... )

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