Went to court today for my DUI.

I only have to spend 24 hours in jail...

and thank god i dont have to go to Tent City.

I get to stay in a holding cell in the tempe jail.

and i have to go to alcohol classes.

the only thing that sucks is that this will cost me

$1,756

and must be paid over 6 months.

weeeeeeeee!

TITTIES!!!!!!!!!

Dear T-Mobile,

When my bill due date is the 10th of each month, do not take the funds out of my account 2 days early.

Thanks,
Erin Marr

He's constipated!!


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wahoo!  i got a job!

bartending at Dos Gingos in Tempe!

i'm so happy!!

i'm freaking out.

i've got a job interview at Dos in Tempe tomorrow.

to bartend.

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

oh man!

311 will be in Tucson (LAME) on June 21st. Well....I'm still gonna go.

BUT THEN!

311 will be BACK in PHOENIX on August 21st. However, this is a problem. Its one of my very good old co-workers 21st birthday.

oh man. oh man. what to do what to do!?!?

I make it rain on dem hos

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i'm fucking bored!