worst new years eve ever.

i have a knack for putting my shirts on backwards. and both my legs in the same pant leg.

i also have a knack for writing enormously boring emails that are ridiculously long. sorry, em.

i died my hair. it didn't really come out very well. its just a little pinker than before.

happy birthday jesus!

so. i am wasting time before i go to work. i fucking hate k-mart! i wish there was a way to make money without ever having to do anything.

well, if yesterday is anything to go by, these holidays will be fun. well better than last summer holidays which involved getting stoned daily and being tres depressed, i don't know if the former was triggered ( Read more... )

so today i went to the beach and got really really sunburnt. like ultimo sunburn. i am now redder than i was before, redder than i get at sport.  plus i was wearing, is it called, a "racer back" top so i have a line of pale down the centre of my back.

i miss ollie and emma and hilary (even though she hasn't left yet)!

i also miss everyone at ( Read more... )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FREYA! you are best!!

hilary is fat hilary is fathilary is fathilary is fathilary is fathilary is fathilary is fathilary is fathilary is fathilary is fathilary is fathilary is fathilary is fathilary is fathilary is fathilary is fathilary is fathilary is fathilary is fathilary is fathilary is fathilary is fathilary is fathilary is fathilary is fathilary is fathilary is ( Read more... )

my god! i just finished reading everyone's updates for the past couple of weeks. how can you guys remember what you do?

what happened between gabe and jeremy?

is drinking on fridays going to becom a habit you guys? friday was our 8 month anniversary which is a long time. but he was away in camberra so i spent a girly-day which was planned all along ( Read more... )

emma is a whore in need

emma is a whore indeed.

Claire is a whore. But not one of
those glamorous whores you hear about on the news or ... Price: $19.95

BBW Claire is a whore that loves the cock, we made her gag and deepthroat
throughout the whole shoot.

luv ya biatch

i am being eaten by things that make me itchy and die.

oh god i have turned into ella. GAY!!

This week was quite uneventful. we just sat in class doing NOTHING the whole time. it wasn't even worth skipping.

school certificate is tomorrow!! i think i will fail maths as i don't have a calculator.

wednesday will be fun. ellthebell and i have to let claire down ( Read more... )

blah blah blah. i have decided i am not hardly interested, animated or enthusiastic to have a livejournal. however i will continue to keep it and update regularly, as i will demonstrate below, to punish you all for being yourselves and knowing me. i don't even know whether that made sense. i am a "cheap drunk" as  ellthebell (aka shannon noll and gay ( Read more... )