You're really a bag of dicks, Burnham. Fancy remembering a stupid bet like that. Fuckin' obsessed, mate.
*Sigh* Fine, drinks are on the credit card I nicked out of Osborne's trousers when he made the mistake of trusting my handshake me.
What brand of fruity, girly beer can I get you from the Strangers Bar? Just as long as you promise not to go all Joyce. Don't think the coffers'll stretch to yet another by-election.
*mutters* Trust you to cash in this bet on Britain's Got Talent night. If there was a labrador on stilts I'm fucking decking you, mate.
Oi, you're as predictable as a tory trussed up in bondage gear after some policy fuck up - you get angry, remorseful, think it's all your fault then set fire to cars. Just call me when we're gathering lighter fluid.
Look, you're alright though, mate. Right? I mean... look, I know it's a load of bollocks, but... well, fucking Tories, you know. Wankers.
I mean. It's my fault it's my fault it's my fault. I've got endless lists in my head of things I could have done differently. But that's par for the course.
Didn't you feel shit when the Budget was announced?
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*Sigh* Fine, drinks are on the credit card I nicked out of Osborne's trousers when he made the mistake of trusting my handshake me.
What brand of fruity, girly beer can I get you from the Strangers Bar? Just as long as you promise not to go all Joyce. Don't think the coffers'll stretch to yet another by-election.
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I think we should just go through the girly beers alphabetically. I need to take advantage of your defeat while I can.
I'm not even going to start deconstructing the hypocrisy of you, of all people, warning me to rein in my temper.
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Oi, you're as predictable as a tory trussed up in bondage gear after some policy fuck up - you get angry, remorseful, think it's all your fault then set fire to cars. Just call me when we're gathering lighter fluid.
Look, you're alright though, mate. Right? I mean... look, I know it's a load of bollocks, but... well, fucking Tories, you know. Wankers.
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I'm fine.
I mean. It's my fault it's my fault it's my fault. I've got endless lists in my head of things I could have done differently. But that's par for the course.
Didn't you feel shit when the Budget was announced?
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