I went to a pizzeria and ordered a slice of pizza. The fucker gave me the smallest slice possible. If the pizza was a pie chart for what people would do if they found a million dollars, the fucker gave me the "Donate it to charity" slice. "I would like to exchange this for the 'Keep it!'"
That's some Mitch Hedberg for your ass. I did it from memory so excuse if it's not word-for-word. Not that it matters.
i found you on facebook and sent you a message. i wondered if you wanted to be lj friends. if you agree to it!, you´d make my group of fiu friends go from three to four. si! i´m in bogota right now visiting my father. he is not colombian he is american. but i noticed that you are fond of such a place and this being my third visit, i must say i am fond of it as well.
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I went to a pizzeria and ordered a slice of pizza. The fucker gave me the smallest slice possible. If the pizza was a pie chart for what people would do if they found a million dollars, the fucker gave me the "Donate it to charity" slice. "I would like to exchange this for the 'Keep it!'"
That's some Mitch Hedberg for your ass. I did it from memory so excuse if it's not word-for-word. Not that it matters.
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I bought my tickets a month ago too!
Which theater did you watch it at?
PS
This is your long lost sister from the facebook :D
Add me ♥
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there was a fat darth vader there along with assorted jedi =)
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What auditorium?
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si! i´m in bogota right now visiting my father. he is not colombian he is american. but i noticed that you are fond of such a place and this being my third visit, i must say i am fond of it as well.
-connie mae
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