why do people encourage me to study shitty careers and not ones that have actual merit

[killedinaction]

college advisor: "my suggestion to you is to pick a major, because you wont be able to take any higher division classes until you do so"

shit.

i need a plastic handgrenade. the pineapple kind. if any one has one...or comes across one, buy it for me and ill pay you back.

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[bigmonsterlover]

i think you should study nuclear physics.

or art.

maybe art.

but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO james never listens to me.

[loaded__words]

You, you are so cool. People like you don't need majors. Pffft. People like you are above those petty things.