003 ❁ [text/action] Derping in the Market (backdated to September 30th)

Oct 01, 2011 11:17

[Having gotten the hang of switching the PDA's functions, Alma decides to make a Public Service Announcement]

Hey guys, the market's working.

Come get food.

Anyone see any mayonnaise?

[Anyone who wants to can show up to derp in the Ole Towne Market.]

free toaster with every purchase, making everything 20% cooler, tastes like horsemanfish, !ic - niteo_nix, omg single rainbow! so intense!, all the mayonnaise is gone

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[text] promisedlotus October 1 2011, 15:50:39 UTC
sure that stuff's any good?

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[text] killedyuu October 1 2011, 17:22:35 UTC
Why wouldn't it be? The amusement park had food.

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[text] promisedlotus October 1 2011, 22:43:54 UTC
that doesn't mean a damn thing. [He didn't touch it. If he found it in his room? He tossed it out.]

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[text] killedyuu October 2 2011, 05:51:47 UTC
You're paranoid, mister grump.

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video; windsport October 1 2011, 16:54:21 UTC
[A MARKET??? *A*] Where?

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video; killedyuu October 2 2011, 05:52:57 UTC
[Clicking on video to the huge market, Alma's nomming on a fruit]

It's near the river? East-ish from the apartments...

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video; windsport October 2 2011, 06:51:48 UTC
[Link knows which way east is! He nods at the PDA and starts heading that way.]

What's mayonnaise?

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video; killedyuu October 2 2011, 06:53:44 UTC
A bit South too.

Ah! [BRIGHTENING] Mayonnaise is the best food. You can eat it with EVERYTHING! And it's creamy and not too thin or watery, but spreadable and totally the most awesome thing invented ever.

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killedyuu October 2 2011, 05:54:11 UTC
Kind of near the river?

Head South-East from the apartment building.

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killedyuu October 2 2011, 06:22:32 UTC
I'm getting all the food I can. And clothes.

What else do we need?

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[Text] shroud_of_gray October 2 2011, 00:44:05 UTC
[Yorda is already drawn to the market by the strange smells. She's wandering about, looking quite scuffed and dirty from her running about the desolate city. She notices Alma's post and wonders if this is what he means.]

What is a market for? What is mayonnaise?

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[Text] killedyuu October 2 2011, 05:57:42 UTC
[Oh his new glowfriend! He nearly switches to video but remembers she won't understand him then..]

Markets sell things. Clothes, food, and lots of other stuff.

Mayonnaise is the best thing EVER! You can dip food in it, spread it on top of food, cook food with it, mix it into stuff...

IT'S THE BEST!

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[Text] shroud_of_gray October 6 2011, 11:16:57 UTC
That is amazing. I would like very much to see.

So it is something you eat? I have only ever eaten the green and red fruit. What does it look like? I will try to find it for Alma.

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[Text] killedyuu October 8 2011, 13:54:52 UTC
Then you should come over and see it! It probably won't last long, because the amusement park didn't when it started up like this.

You've only eaten fruit? I'll have to show you all the foods you can eat here then! Mayonnaise is the best kind of food, of course, but it's not the only kind. Mayonnaise is like a white thick sauce that usually comes in jars, but if you can find a can with the name "Mayonnaise" on it in English, that'll work too!

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video alma_karma October 2 2011, 06:25:18 UTC
[PERKING UP.]

Mayonnaise?

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video killedyuu October 2 2011, 06:41:37 UTC
[Nomming on a fruit but turning on video to show the market behind him.]

Yeah! --I haven't found any yet, though. [ :c ]

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video alma_karma October 2 2011, 06:46:43 UTC
I'm sure we can find some if we look hard enough! [EXCITE.]

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video killedyuu October 2 2011, 06:50:39 UTC
Yeah! We just gotta look all over!

Maybe there's a whole stand of mayonnaise!

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