customer: "gimme some of that broooowwwn bread" me: ::stomach begins to rumble:: uh, yeah, ok. customer: "whys this taste funny?" me: ::feelin a little gassy:: you just poured precisely a gallon of ranch and A1 on your food ma'am. customer: "filet mignon,..thats fish right?" me: ::oh here it comes:: customer: "this steak aint cooked right, its sposed to be dry!" me: ::shits myself:: really? cause when you said medium-rare that gave me the impression you wanted a steak with some taste to it.
i dont think the customer would appreciate all of that poop coming out of the bottom of my pants.
alas! why should i bother even wearing clean underwear then? hmmm.
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customer: "gimme some of that broooowwwn bread"
me: ::stomach begins to rumble:: uh, yeah, ok.
customer: "whys this taste funny?"
me: ::feelin a little gassy:: you just poured precisely a gallon of ranch and A1 on your food ma'am.
customer: "filet mignon,..thats fish right?"
me: ::oh here it comes::
customer: "this steak aint cooked right, its sposed to be dry!"
me: ::shits myself:: really? cause when you said medium-rare that gave me the impression you wanted a steak with some taste to it.
i dont think the customer would appreciate all of that poop coming out of the bottom of my pants.
alas! why should i bother even wearing clean underwear then? hmmm.
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