Slacker on a smoke break: Yeah, McCain said he is going to suspend his campaign so that he can work on the economy. I mean, really. It would be like me saying I'm suspending my pot distribution so that I can work on quantum physics.
I'd like to thank keepaofthecheez for bringing this wacky, overzealous, delusional Twilight fan into my life. I have never fucking laughed as hard as I did watching this. The end bit is the best. And her fucking Dolphin sex noises. Go get laid honey and remember EDWARD CULLEN IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER!!! FICTIONAL GET IT? AS IN HE DOESN'T REALLY EXIST.