i would rather live in a dream world forever instead of real life ( Read more... )

obviously this wouldn't print well and I don't want people to think that an alien Dane Cook is headlining but

( UMD Open Mic Comedy )

I've been busy with comedy stuff which is cool because I thought I wouldn't be able to do any of it at Dartmouth. But I've got the following schedule ( Read more... )

I was sleeping and PJ was actually getting ready in real life to go to class so in my dream I could hear him getting stuff. In the dream I was in bed exactly like I was in real life and trying to sleep. But in my dream I felt PJ fucking around with my bed sheets like pulling them from under me, and messing with my stuff and then I turned around and ( Read more... )

extra dusty
salty bun
extra small burger

how do you like it cooked? bald please.

Raz So Ironically - Looks like I'm auditioning to play Rob Zombie

Daniel J. Wright
i actually had a really intense argument with a friend about whether or not Raz was played by Rob Zombie or you. There were all these theories like how the R and Z in Raz might be a reference and there's an online interview with T&E where they totally ( Read more... )

I stomped an ant yesterday
felt bad for him though
so I thought I'd let his friend go
I put him outside
but he died
cos it was winter

So today is the first day at Dartmouth. It’s still weird to me that I’m actually here. I guess I should be thanking Molly for convincing me to wait for the loan decision instead of just backing out in fear of not being able to go to any school at all. I haven’t been able to enjoy much here just yet, I came down with a nasty stomach sickness and it’ ( Read more... )

i'm going to dartmouth uguuuuuuuuuuu~~

and yet i emailed back to dmouth telling them to disregard my resignation until I can see what happens with my PLUS loan. It just doesn't sit right with me wondering if I'll get approved.