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After an insufferable night's sleep, a man is awoken by sunlight breaking through his window shades around noon. He was torn to pieces in the night with unrealistic dreams of his wife sleeping with other men. He could barely stand up on the boney legs that he belonged to. His head was whirling every day and every night with thoughts of the terrible ( Read more... ) -
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email I just sent to NBC
Hello NBC Network. I am a big fan of your programs. Thank you for producing such great television. I heard about the unfortunate cancellation of the show "My Name is Earl", which I did enjoy from time to time. I had one question, however.
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DanMan Review Time: Zak & Miri Make a Porno + Role Models
I just got finished watching both Role Models and Zak & Miri Make a Porno. Here are my reviews:
Zak & Miri: This movie was directed by Kevin Smith, aka Silent Bob from Jay & Silent Bob. His other movies are pretty bad, as far as I know. However, because this one stars Seth Rogen, you can expect his humor is most of the movie. Let me start out right ( Read more... ) -
HOMEWORK HELP
hey, can anybody think of a topic I can do for an Informative Speech using a visual aid? I wanted to make it goofy on purpose while still being informative of something. I was thinking of showing slides on powerpoint with funny pictures while i talked about the internet, but i dont know whats informative about that ( Read more... ) -
Writer's Block: Guantanamo’s Remaining Detainees
let em all go free, duh
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so I haven't updated in 2 weeks, and here it is:
i'm defs going to chicago, hopefully so is john and bguy
work at light n leisure is pretty damn awesome, i just build shit & put stuff away in the back room and don't have to talk to anybody
i feel like capes is almost over forever
summer is gonna be awesome i think
i wish i had more friends
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Writer's Block: Almost Famous
nobody at all ever
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when i downloaded tingle on romulation, here's a comment someone left:
"Funniest Zelda ever!!! :D
Sexualy attractive and adictive like being a grinch... TIngle is at what Wario is at Mario. Means different and almost more entertaining than the original."
Sexually attractive and addictive like being a Grinch?
..What?
