Selling to the highest bid!

[killerhime]

Won this in the last fight. It belongs to a dead ex-king that lives as a walking skeleton. Since I already have one nicely framed in my room, I can sell this second winning price.

Okay guys, start bidding! This isn’t something that crosses your path everyday, and I certainly don’t know how many more this skeleton has to bet on.

Will start with

Comments

[justicereigns]

Dead ex-king?

... Why do you have his boxers?? Why are you selling them?? WHY WOULD YOU EVEN TOUCH THEM?!

[killerhime]

I won them when we fought each other. It’s a bet of ours, when we fight against each other the loser gives his underpants to the winner. As for selling, I could use the money.

So, are you going to place a bid or not? You can’t get an item like this often.

[justicereigns]

No! That's disgusting!

[killerhime]

... He is a friend of mine and he isn't disgusting. He is an awesome fighter and had one of the coolest lives I ever heard.

Of course since you are a boring old geezer, you will never get it. Don't even know why I am explaining...

[killerhime]

This isn't just any underwear, this is a dead ex-king that walks around as a living skeleton underwear!

[killerhime]

Yeah, it's not something that you come up with everyday!

[killerhime]

I would... if I had money and didn't had one already.

[killerhime]

Oh come on...

[sonoftheseadog]

You're selling the skeleton's underwear?

[killerhime]

Yes, could use the money.

Wanna bid?

[sonoftheseadog]

Sorry, I don't have much money. And I don't want a skeleton's boxers.

[killerhime]

Ah, too bad.

[climatacted]

You framed underwear? Why would you do something like that?

[killerhime]

Because I liked it. Never had a won a dead king underwear in a duel, might give good luck to the boat.

[climatacted]

You at least washed them first, right?

[killerhime]

Why would I? Would take the good luck off also...