It's Ryou this time

[killerofjoy]

It looks like I'm back again. Mom, do you know how long I have been gone? I'm still so hungry. And I missed school because I slept for 11 hours straight...T____T There's no point in me going now. And I could still sleep for another three hours. When I think about it, I think I will

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[mutedfeather]

Gnomey!

[killerofjoy]

Would you like him back?

[mutedfeather]

Please!!

[killerofjoy]

I'll bring him back right away!

[x_insensate_x]

Yeah whatever.

[x_insensate_x]

And... why were you in front of my room with a shotgun? I swear if you play live duck hunt above my head again I'm telling mom.

[x_insensate_x]

And uh... isn't that 3rd item from the bottom that cursed thing? You know, where everyone who has it dies?

Wasn't an actress shot on stage wearing that....?

[killerofjoy]

WHAT?!

THEY DO?!?! WHAT IS IT?!?!!?

AM I GOING TO DIE?!!

And I don't knwo about the shotgun, I'm sorry ! I would never kill you!!!!!

[x_insensate_x]

Whoa, calm down. Nobody's died from that thing in like... years.

Here, name's kinda ironic.

No, he would though.

[killerofjoy]

Yes but I doubt anyone has personally OWNED it in years. OH man!

....I'm holding the HOPE DIAMOND?!

I'm so sorry, Sync....

[swissarmyknives]

The gnome is Nill's.

[killerofjoy]

Yeah. I... It's coming back.

[swissarmyknives]

It better come back.

[killerofjoy]

It will. I swear.