soooo ive come to realize that playing dreidel isnt very much fun...

the spiritual names of my mother's friends have gone too far... mitten is NOT an acceptable name

soooo im in santa monica and its quite a scene... although california is one of the coolest places ever i kind of wish i was at home... eating 3 hour dinners with many middled aged people who constantly marvel over the 400 types of wine they drink isnt too fun no matter how hard you try and althought this time difference isnt too drastic everytime ( Read more... )

this is probably the best thing ive heard on tv all week

"they say harry kept to himself a lot of the time... and also liked to make knives and sell them on the internet" (about a man at an old person's home that was murdered)

so i walked through northampton today with my ghetto whore outfit on and some weird creepy man was like "hey your skirt should be shorter!" and lucia was like "if it was any shorter then people would be paying her for it!" hahah... lucia and i always have creepy things happen to us in northampton

so in recent excitement i got a palate expander today and so far im about read yto rip it out of my mouth i mean between the not being able to eat properly, having a speech impedement and sluprping all the time it isnt really very fun... hopefully ill get used to it because i might cry if i dont my mouth is killing me and i have 900000 hours of ( Read more... )

so i was washing my face and my nose ring fell out and in a panic i ran into my room to try and put it back in but it was bleeding everywhere and i couldnt get it back in so now i have an awkwardly large earing in my nose... ohhhh how lovely

i saw snake while on a walk with my mother today and i literally had a canniption probably because i saw snakes on a plane and my mom made fun of me for hours because i was screaming

ma back hurts
i got a burn on ma shoulder
what's next a peg leg??

"aw daddy's stuck in the gutter again!"

ew i always get really depressed when school starts again... especially this year because i find young children annoying and i wish my mom would stop jumping down my throat about college

anddd my dog died! (well amy dad's dog who i never see, but it's still sad)

at there's only 23 more days until i get to see alexis and the rest of the italia