9:30. That is what time my Snood-lovin' ass got into the office this morning. Can you believe that shit? I was fucking impressed. My boss and JJ were also impressed, and then we sat down with FEMA and told them why this whole project sucks giant Mag-Lite cock. But I can't complain because it pays the bills, AND we just awarded the contract ( Read more... )

Q: How big of a dork is The Manda?

A: She woke up this morning with an absolutely insatiable urge to play Snood. So, while at work, she logged onto LimeWire and downloaded a fully registered copy. And has pretty much been playing it non-stop. If only for the "doo-doo-doo!" noise that it makes.

Power Rankings:Jimmie Johnson: I guess you saw where Hendrick Motorsports extended Chad Knaus' contract. I hope they extended car chief Darien Grubb's contract, too, just in case Knaus is placed back on suspension ( Read more... )

Infuriated is a word I seldom use, but to describe how I felt this morning? I think it would work splendidly. I also don't think we're taking that trip this weekend, unless you'd really like to. In which case we don't even have to stay the whole weekend. I'm just so... you have no idea. Maybe you can help calm me down, Panda, because right now ( Read more... )

Panda's mom told me this morning that it was raining. I groaned, knowing full-well that no one knows how to drive in the rain. Sighing as I climbed into my car I pulled out onto the highway, and traffic really didn't let up until I got north of I-80 on I-287. Fuckers can't fucking drive in the fucking rain. Fuckers. Here are a few simple rules ( Read more... )

I feel strange. Mainly because I have nothing to complain about ( Read more... )

I haven't showered in what seems like a week. I was feeling quite icky when I woke up and pretty much determined that I was going to shower before the race. So I can smell all clean and fresh for... an afternoon of lounging around on the couch listening to Chad and whomever Panda would like to listen to this afternoon ( Read more... )

Jimmie Johnson (1): That was a pretty big weekend for Chad Knaus. He had a birthday. And then he tied former interim crew chief Darian Grubb for the team lead for crew chief wins with two. (Oh man, that's cold. True, but cold.Greg Biffle (9): I heard that the sandwich-in-the-face commercial required 20 takes of Biffle throwing the food in Doug ( Read more... )

Know what sucks? And I mean what really sucks? Knowing that there's a tsunami slowly approaching, and there's absolutely nothing you can do to stop it. It's going to destroy your house and your village, and the people that you really care about are going to either be swept inland a piece and die drowning, or swept out to sea where they can die ( Read more... )

I'm working off of FEMA's server for the first time all by myself today. It's a strange feeling, but I'm sure I'll survive... right? I mean, I can't write to the folder, so I have to figure out how this is going to work, but I'm sure it will. And I'm sure it'll work well. Once I get it figured out. I could take me all day, and I think I'm ( Read more... )