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[killjared]

i got a call from judge judy today!

and maury wants me to do a special on people accused of peepeeing on houses.

i'm so excited i get to be on TEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I ALSO HATE LIARS!
and fake ass scene sluts.
oh and lazy eyes.
this is a generalized post dont take it personal.

Comments

[___harlot]

how is ms judy?

[killjared]

ask tiana

[lizbotdeluxe]

i worked with a girl that had a lazy eye
she was such an idiot

lazy eyes are grosssss

[killjared]

seriously anyone with a lazy eye should just die
its the ugliest thing ever
they usually have ugly ass faces too
actually always
and there grandmas look like trash

[intothe]

when is it? i want to tape it.

[so_bon_ton]

hahhah yessss i fucking love you so much jared
you keep livejournal interesting

[resistromance]

this better be serious! dont you lie to me! i love maury!
outofcontrolteens! paternetytests! imreallyaman! OHMAURY!

and dont say fuck you and hang up on me when youre pretending to be nasty than when im trying to sass him about his subjectiveness to contract clamidia with jail bait. i knew it wasnt him but i thought it was john.

p.s. i hate nub arms!