first, let me get this out of the way..

dear bff,
cry me a fucking riiiiver. cry me a riverrrr cry me a riverrr..
maybe this time around you'll realise attempting to "put me in my place" waaasn't a good idea ( Read more... )

HAHAHAHHA

whatta trainwreck.

i got paid
i bought an air conditioner
im buying dog treats
hmm what else
justin and i are going to the movies tonight
lalallalalallalalalalalalllalalalalalalallalalalaalalala

something funny is happening soon and shell never know what hit her! AHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHHA YESSSSSSSSSSSS!

OH YEAH

when we were swimming
BATS STARTED ATTACKING US!!

i swear.. one like bumped into justins head it was so disgusting

like 3 of them!

they were drinking the pool water or eating bugs floating in it or something

GOD GROSS BATS SUCK!

this might sound gay but im getting a $500 mattress brand new with box springs and deliveered here for $158 cus my grandpa works odd jobs (hes a retired preacher) now for some weird ass reason, and his boss is letting me buy one at cost.. like this is so awesome..cus my back is like fucking broken from sleeping on this.

im so excited!!!@IO

btw someone buy my fucking flat iron. 1" CHI flat iron.

im willing to sell it for $80 cash or paypal. i paid almost twice as much new.

seriously.

that is like cheap as hell niggaz.

hahaha the most hilarious thing of the day: you put alex, ed, and joe winn down as people that referred you to the shop.. hah..ahaha..aghaha..ahaha... it would suck to pretend you have friends. DAMN THATS TIIGHT. hahahahaha shiiiiittttt ( Read more... )

ME BRITTANY AND JUSTIN ARE GOING SWIMMING AT MY UNCLES BIG ASS POOL AND ITS GOING TO BE SO FUN CUS ITS HOT AS FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

happy summer!

i'm a fucking bitch. i'm blunt.. and i say whatever the hell i feel like.

i will call you out if you ask for it, and i certanly won't sugar coat shit to make you feel better.i've been pretty civil so far, pretty laid back about the situation.. holding my fucking tongue.. but if you continue to think you are some badass, and talk smack, that's ( Read more... )

so i don't know exacly what happend last night, and i'm not too interested, granted, i personally think what started it was pretty funny.. but yeah, i don't want in this drama, i have my own drama i like to handle, so i'm staying out of this one boys ( Read more... )