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[killsforcash]

I find it pointless to ask why sex toys are littering the apartment, especially in the vicinity of the couch.

Even so, someone will find themselves missing a necessary part of themselves to be donated to a designated charity if this does not stop.

Comments

[cranesandroses]

Funny. I was thinking the same thing.

Perhaps this could be negotiated with the...perpetrator.

[killsforcash]

Negotiations are unnecessary. I have no patience for these kind of jokes.