i watched a fly die.

[killxthexpirate]

im alone now. No one here to say hi (in english) or to hug me or say bless you when i sneeze. Im in china....alone. My friends are in a different city teaching english and i wont see them for six days. Ive been in my hotel room watching asians speak english with british accents (cctv) its funny. And sometimes ill cruise by the chinese stations just

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[radioxcure]

so then i wrote "your english name is bjork" and she said "what does it mean" i said "who cares your name is bjork" she liked it and she put her cute little hand over her soft looking lips ang giggled.

amazing

[gesh]

i made friends with a chinese girl at my new job and she believes anything i tell her. i told her plants in canada eat humans and she believed me too!

[kashdrug04]

remember that time at 5th and B when you told the barista that you wanted soy in your peppermint latte because you were lactose intolerant. and then got upset because the "freakin fool" forgot the whipped cream?