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Here's my list of famous and not so famous, dead and not so dead, people I'd smack with a trout. In no order.
1) Frank. N. Furter. (don't ask me why. just don't.)
2) Whoever hurt Nico.
3) My father (cares more about his money than he does me and don't think I forgot about all the stuff he did)
4) My mother (suffocating bitch who'd sell me out if my dad asked her to)
5) My therapist (see below)
6) My medical doctor (my sex life is none of your business and stop upping my meds)
7) My rabbi (I don't fucking need fucking spiritual counseling)
8) Richard M. Nixon (rat faced slimy bastard, what kind of a middle name is "Milhouse" anyway?)
9) The head of my local draft board
10) Those guys in the dorm room next to ours who play Pat Boone records all night.
11) Pat Boone. (Do I even have to explain this one?)
12) Walter O'Malley. (had the greatest goddamn baseball team ever and he goes and moves them to LA)
13) Segregationists
14) Fat chicks who wear tight clothes cause someone told them it's sexy.
15) People who try to talk to you on the subway.
16) The Orangemen (that's the Syracuse team)
17) G-d
18) People who say pop art is worthless and not going anywhere.
19) People who say you can't like both girls and boys.
20) Those radio stations that won't play the really heavy songs but will play endless repetitions of the same mindless crap.