funniest sentence ever.
katrina: people are moody because people are moody. watch my body.

( hollllaaaaa )

i need to change my life.

so um.
i just pierced my own ears.
with a gun.

so today this cute little old man ate lunch with his wife then came up to me
because i took his order
and slipped a ring made out of a dollar onto my finger.

then
we have this absorb stuff powder for if we spill
and amy spilt it down brittany rhoten's buttcrack.
almost the funniest thing ever.


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don't you hate it when you're talking to someone
and you thought they cared.
but, boy, were you wrong.

nobody likes me anymore. yesss.

i work too much.

( out one day, walking one day. out one day, with you, hallelujah. )

today the boy at the gas station gave me a rose.


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today nick said i was a hippie.
nick and brett now call me hippie.
i rule at life.

we got broken into the other night.
they stole change and tips.
luckily i didn't work the day before so my tips weren't in there.

i had the best time with my love last night.
i played he loves me he loves me not and katrina and i sat on the playground ( Read more... )

i think tonight is everybody-hates-leah night.
except for like katrina and gina.

gawsh. whatever.

except for the last 30 minutes, i've had quite a lovely day though.

date tomorrow night. a hot one too.

i apologize to the people in the past whom i offended and gave off the vibe that i was 'better than them.' if you really knew me you would know i could never think that, and that it's for sure not true. i'm sorry.

( peterrrr pan. )