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[kilmer_val]

Well, if nothing else will get my attention, this will. Add michpfeiffer, and treat her well, children.

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[degeneres]

Well I'm glad something did, I was getting worried.

[kilmer_val]

Consider me a submersible.

[degeneres]

Does that mean I can put you in the tub, like a rubber ducky?

[kilmer_val]

If that's an offer, I have to ask if you've forgotten that I'm not a female, Ellen.

[michpfeiffer]

Now this is just shameless promotion, Kilmer. Attention span of an ant?

[kilmer_val]

Please. I'm at least as attentive as your average, garden variety fruit fly.

[michpfeiffer]

You go where the sugar is.

[kilmer_val]

Yuo catch more flies with honey than with vinegar, you know.

[piper_again]

It's a little sad that nothing else would. Not saying she isn't wonderful, obviously she is.

[kilmer_val]

Chances are my appearances will remain on a regular schedule as long as my colossal ego is placated by constant attention.

[piper_again]

I see...

Is it actually possible for one woman to do that?

[kilmer_val]

I suppose that would depend heavily on the woman.

[elenoire_c]

I almost thought that you had fallen into the oblivion, it's nice to see you still here.

[kilmer_val]

When you look into the abyss, it also looks into you, or so I hear. I spend entirely too much time gazing into it, sad to say.

[colin_farrell]

You come back to life right now.