Instant Messaging between Lachlan and Pat
sexyinscrubs: You’re avoiding me. I cannot be avoided, darling.
drcampbell: I’m nay avoiding you. I’m just making a concerted effort not to be in your presence.
sexyinscrubs: You’re still cranky, darling. It’s not my fault you didn’t get a follow through.
drcampbell: Aye, it is. I’m nay pissed at you, Pat. Relax.
sexyinscrubs: I can see the crankiness in your typing, darling.
drcampbell: Tara is avoiding me. I havenae seen her all morning. I dinnae even think our promise for a date is still valid now. I think she hates me.
sexyinscrubs: No, darling. Letting you play hide the Nessie with her doesn’t equal hate. You just need to talk to her. She’s embarrassed. I could see enough to know how quickly it all progressed. She’s probably have second thoughts, so go convince her otherwise!
drcampbell: She’s avoiding me! And how do you know it progressed quickly?
sexyinscrubs: You were starkers, but she only had one item of clothing to shuck off you. You were ready for bed after your all-nighter. She, however, was still fully-clothed, yet you admitted you reached your destination, even though it was just barely. If you were taking your time, she would’ve had much less left on that what she did.
drcampbell: Aye, shush! You’re making me think about it again.
sexyinscrubs: Did you take care of your not-so-little problem?
drcampbell: A wee bit.
sexyinscrubs: How can you have a wee bit of a wank, darling?
drcampbell: It wasnae the same!
sexyinscrubs: Obviously, darling. Go and find her and don’t let her avoid you. And what is this about a date? You’re being awfully secretive lately. Is this still leftover annoyance at me moving to America all those years ago?
drcampbell: I told you I got over that.
sexyinscrubs: And you’re here now and being all introverted.
drcampbell: I did just move to a new country, Pat. We havenae lived together as mates in years.
sexyinscrubs: Want to talk about it?
drcampbell: Not on here.
sexyinscrubs: Are you alright, darling?
drcampbell: I’m homesick, okay? And horny. This is the first time in days I havenae had anything to do at work.
sexyinscrubs: What time is your lunch?
drcampbell: I can take it whenever I want. We are light on.
sexyinscrubs: We’ll do lunch, darling. I’ll meet you outside the front entrance in fifteen minutes. We can work on chipping away at that wall you’ve put up between us.
sexyinscrubs has signed off