Comments | kilter: may I have your attention please

kilter

may I have your attention please

Apr 26, 2009 10:12

Since the media is masturbating itself over swine flu, I declare that it shall now be called zombie flu.

Please bring forth the hot guys with big guns and thigh holsters to handle this.

Thank you.

Comments 3

noeon April 27 2009, 03:22:48 UTC

*dies laughing - best way to go *

Ahhh. Love the Beaker icon. LOVE. I can see Bunsen in the background with pigs and some sort of testing contraption that makes them light up in dayglo colors.

Zombie flu. I like it. Mexican zombie flu. Very nice. Oooooh. Hot guys and thigh holsters!

PS I suspect the only cure is margaritas. Or immunization. LOTS of margaritas.

delphipsmith April 29 2009, 23:58:57 UTC

bork bork bork...

delphipsmith April 29 2009, 23:58:19 UTC

LOL! Yeah, I love how on the one hand we've got PBS who actually has other topics, like the economy, on "All Things Considered," and nice sane doctors pointing out that 35,000 people in the US die every year from the regular flu -- and then we've got Fox News screaming "SWINE FLU PLAGUES THE NATION, WATCH OUR (INCREDIBLE SENSATIONALIZED AND HYSTERICAL) PRIME TIME COVERAGE!!!!!"

If only there were an a**hole flu, we'd be all set.