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[kim_sullivan]

The doctor's appointment went really well. Turns out what the nausea is actually really normal and I just need to keep crackers and ginger ale close by. Good to know

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[sean_ryan]

*gets in his car, ready to slam his fist in his mouth should he even attempt to start singing*

Kim? I can barely hear you-- You're breakin' up.

What? Trick--?

[kim_sullivan]

*is laughing*

Oh God, okay Sean, there is a public indecency, lewd conduct report at the Italian Restaurant and it's um Trick and his date. You have to talk to the Manager and get him to drop the charges.

*laughs more*

And be nice to Trick!

[sean_ryan]

*chokes back a laugh, starting up the car*

Trick? Public indecency? Jesus, I didn't think he knew what lewd conduct was. *tries not to die laughing*

I'll uh-- I'll be as nice as I can. No promises though.

*frowns as music cues from somewhere behind him*

I'm sorry that I hurt youuuuu
It's something I must live with every dayyyyyy
And all the pain I put you throooooough
I wish that I could take it all awwaaaaayyyy

*slaps his hand over his mouth before muttering* That. Was. The. Goddamn. Radio.

[kim_sullivan]

*blushes*

Right the radio. I'll um, see you after you finish up with Trick.

*clicks off before she can sing a response*

[sean_ryan]

*pulls up at the restaurant, trying to collect himself, hoping he doesn't burst into song again*
*heads inside, taking out his badge and showing it to the waitress*

Someone call about a, uh, amorous couple?

*glances round the restaurant, looking for Trick, biting back laughter as he heads towards them*

Excuse me, Sir? I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to come with me. *bites the inside of his cheek*

[_trick_]

*sees that they sent Sean to get them*

Oh fuck. Just perfect.

*to Sean* Sean. Believe it or not, I can explain.

[ingrid_hicks]

*blushes furiously, straightens her hair and clothes*

We had no choice, really, Sgt.

*leans in, whispers*

Sing or kiss and kissing seemed well, the better option. You're not really going to arrest us, right?

[sean_ryan]

Well, Ma'am, from what the owner said? That wasn't the only thing you were doing with your-- *pauses, decides he won't finish that sentence*

And I'm afraid I really should arrest you both. It's quite a serious charge. Lewd conduct. Public indecency.

*looks over at Trick* My hands are tied here, Officer.

[ingrid_hicks]

*looks over at Trick, feels really bad for him*

*scowls at Sean*

You know what? If you want to arrest someone, arrest me, because I'm the one who kissed him in order to keep from singing. Yet, that doesn't matter, because this is just one big joke for you, Sgt. Comedian.

You're a jerk and Patrick doesn't deserve to be treated this way by his co-worker.

*looks around*

Where's the manager? If I'm going to jail for lewd conduct, I want the manager to be arrested for that horrible sing along that Trick and I walked in on. That was way more criminal than public making out.

[sean_ryan]

*looks a little embarassed, but still trying not to laugh*

Believe me, if this were the other way round? 'Patrick' wouldn't be such the nice guy about it all.

*shakes head, looking over at Jack, grinning*

I'll talk to the manager, make this go away. Though we should still take 'em in, y'know, make it look like we've took the call seriously?

[jack_morgann]

*hides amusement. to Ingrid*

Sorry, ma'am. We really should take y'all in. Make it look all on the up and up. Wouldn't want the townfolk thinking the police plays favorites when it's one of their own that gets into trouble.

*to sean*

You want me to run 'em in so Kim doesn't think you were being mean?

[the23rdevil]

*finally opens his mouth when he thinks he has the laughing under control*

Okay Jack hey, remember me? Explosives happy guy? Look, isn't there anyway we could just you know, pay for Ingrid's bail or whatever right here so she doesn't have to go in? I mean i wouldn't ask otherwise but she is my employee and India's sister.

*can't resist* Plus you know, does Officer Sean really want them to be in the same back of his cop car together? I mean considering what they did in a public restraunt there's no telling what will happen in that squad car.

[ingrid_hicks]

Fine. I'm sure Sgt. Ryan is all tingly with the notion of putting Trick and me in handcuffs. The big perv.

*walks out of the restaurant, mumbles*

Though, I bet my sister could offer some handcuff tips if you're so inclined.

[the23rdevil]

*frowns*

*says after her a bit too loudly* HEY! I can honestly say that we have YET to use handcuffs!

*looks around at everyone in the restraunt staring* Um, enjoy your dinners! That's Amore right?

[jack_morgann]

*tries not to laugh*

Okay, then. Thanks for that insight Yuffie. I reckon you and India should head out of here too, so we don't have to turn around and come back for you. Especially the way the manager is glaring at you for that last announcement.

[_trick_]

Okay, there have been too many images that will stick with me until the end of time.

*sighs as he walks outside and holds out his arms so they can be handcuffed*

Are you sure you guys can't just shoot me? You know, say in the report that I tried to resist arrest?