Fear and Loathing in San Jose, part 1

[kimbalion]

I arrived back from my travels on Friday, but owing to a bastard-strength case of jetlag, an accumulated hangover and an irrational fear of anything approaching work (Livejournal entries involve thinking. That's close enough), I shall be posting my travel journal in separate parts. You can say what you like about President Bush, but I for one would

Comments

[meepkitty]

This could only have happened to you ;) Poor Kensaro, is he ok?

*hugs*

Sorry we missed you!

Re:

[kimbalion]

Kensaro was thankfully fine, save his pride. With any luck, the stewardess will need ongoing therapy.

(and 'twas a bummer to miss you - 'til next time, I guess!)

Quotes from the Crew..

[lionman]

"Gee..hmm, what's in this little cabinet? Is that a bird I saw outside the window? Hmmm...I wonder how the engines are looking right now?"

Re: Quotes from the Crew..

[kimbalion]

"Gee, I wonder what's in the .. nodon'tlookoverthere!"

[amakitty]

I would have went with it and bowed to the passengers before returning to my seat. =^_^=

[kimbalion]

I was sorely tempted, but given this was the flight into the US and not out again, I thought I'd better behave myself. The thought of an encounter with Mr. Fisty the Smiling Customs Official is too much to bear.

[gerald_duck]

Should have worn a "cavity searches make me horny" t-shirt.

[mattlazycat]

*snortgiggle* Tsk!

[harlkyn]

That is the funniest airplane tale I have ever heard. Thank you for lightening my mood by one iota today. :)

[kimbalion]

Having spent much of my waking life on planes in the last 5 years, I've quite a collection of such tales now - but yeah, this is probably the funniest so far. :D