Here is a confession Katie and I learned from James in the car ride back from Meijer today, after we were discussing who would shower first when we got home and who was not going to be showering.

James: "I'm not showerin, I'm not afraid to dirtyball a bitch. My dream is to one day put a ziplock bag on my junk and wear it all day and get hot and ( Read more... )

On one of our late night Slurpee runs to 7-11, Joe and I witnessed a massive monster truck roaring down Broomfield..

Kim: SOMEONE'S overcompensating...

Joe: That's why I drive a taurus...

After Kevin got done telling me something random in class:

Me: "Kevin, are you kidding me?"
Kevin: "Your not sleeping with me, I don't need to lie to you."

And then another random quote from this strange, strange child:

Maggie: "I'm just really frustrated right now!"
Kevin: "As long as your not sexually frustrated, because I'm exhausted."

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I just wanted to stop and make a mental note and let everyone know that I just put milk in my eye. On purpose. If anyone heard me complaining earlier today, I got soap in my eye in the shower which burned the crap out of my retina as it ate away at my eyeball beneath my contact until i could extract it. And its been burning all day.

Lo and behold ( Read more... )

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars & listen to your heartbeat or will stay awake just to watch you sleep...Wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who ( Read more... )

These quizzes just make you feel bad about yourself BUT I MAINTAIN that there was no good way to answer those questions they all related to sex!! Or at least they seemed like they did... Dangit!!


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(Katie venting about how she goes crazy when she hasnt seen people all day)

KATIE: "Kim I missed you all day and when you come home I just want to jump in your bed!!"

KIM: "Welcome to my world all semester while you were up Curtis' anus!"

KATIE: "You should've pulled me out!"

"Your best friend isn't the one who bails you out of jail. They're the one sitting next to you saying, 'That sh** was f**king awesome."

Me: "It's like Save The Whales [Ken] met Anorexic [Barbie]..."
Katie: "What are they conserving, food?!"

(Names altered to protect the identities of [Ken] and [Barbie])

So I finally jumped on the livejournal bandwagon.. And I'm not going to lie, I feel like a little bit of a tool. But I wanted some way to be able to track the rediculousness that has been my life, and what better way than to share that with the entire world wide web. Or not. As I get better at doing this I'll probably post more but i'm still not ( Read more... )