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Sep 12, 2006 18:36


How to turn men down - with style!

HE       Can I buy you a drink?

SHE     Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE       I'm a photographer.. I've been looking for a face like yours.

SHE     I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE       Hi. Didn't we go on a date once or was it twice?

SHE     Must've been once. I never ( Read more... )

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jennaredknap September 12 2006, 09:23:36 UTC
brilliant!!! absolutely brilliant!

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burn.... soul_on_ice_532 September 12 2006, 12:16:50 UTC
that is so incredibly harsh

yes very humerous if the guy is a sleaze, but what about the nice ones, using the nice lines, like asking for your name, if u do that to any sweet guy i will be most upset with u:P

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Re: burn.... jennaredknap September 12 2006, 13:11:33 UTC
hehehe - they were still all funny as hell

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