The KimberlyKnits Interview

[kimberlyknits]

As conducted by scooterbird. This is a classic meme, and you know the drill: Leave a comment and I'll post 5 questions for you to answer.

So, here goes:

1. In the movie Conan the Barbarian, when asked what was best in life, current Governator and Kennedy Republican Ah-nult Schwarzenegger replied in character, "To kill your enemies, drive zem before you, and

Comments

[stickykeys633]

That cuba libre sounds really good!

[kimberlyknits]

1. The Grand Poobah of Wish-Granting shows up at your door and offers you a choice: You can win American Idol or have unlimited immunity to pimp-slap any SOB/beyotch/etc. who dares piss you off for the rest of your life. Which do you choose?
   
   
2. What's your dream job, and why?
   
   
3. Who's the biggest hot mess in the world right now?
   
   
4. Coke Zero or Diet Coke?
   
   
5. What phrase fits best between "what" and "ever" when you're really hacked off?
   
   

[stickykeys633]

1. Though slapping people owuld be fun, I don't think I could do it in real life. I'd get way too many nerves in the way. AMERICAN IDOL ALL THE WAY BABY!

2. Housewife/stay at home mom. I like having the freedom to do many different things at once. Volunteer, raise my kids, keep house. Really having the time to help my community grow would be such a gift for me. I don't want to be tied down by payroll and hours and what not, I want to be able to do good work, but also have the flexibility when needed.

3. Britsey Speahan I swear those chicks have the world on a platter and can't help but eff up. Terrible drama, bad families, ridiculous friends, they are a veritable smorgaasbord of hot mess.

4. B-but, they taste the same! Actually I have no clue. Personally I'm a Pepsi fan, and I revolt against anything diet. Something about the sweetner they use just turns me off.

5. The razzi frackin'. Or any variation thereof. Frackicrap is another good one.

[carose59]

Comment!

[kimberlyknits]

1. Which of your fandom pairings would show up at your door in your times of trouble? What would they bring? How long would they stay?
   
   
2. True or false: My FEH is an asshole.
   
   
3. Describe the sanity level of your company's management using as few expletives as possible.
   
   
4. Cats or dogs? Why?
   
   
5. You can have immortality of life or immortality of love. Which do you choose?
   
   

[carose59]

1. I gave this one a lot of thought.

If Vinnie & Sonny showed up, it would be Vinnie's idea, but Sonny would give me money & possibly good Italian food, but his attention would wander very quickly unless there was something really shiny going on. Starsky & Hutch were pretty good at comforting, but mostly comforting each other, so while they might show up, it wouldn't be for very long. Probably they'd bring food & guns. And maybe Starsky would let me drive his car.

But I think the best pairing to show up would be Harry & Cooper, because I think they're both patient & kind & would stay as long as I needed them to. I can picture them both being very snuggly & comforting, & cooking for me & taking care of things.

Yes, please, could I have some Cooper & Harry? I'd share!

2. Is there an eleven on this dial? I really need an eleven, because ten just isn't loud enough for my TRUE!!!3. Delusional incompetents is the most succinct description. We've got people wanting to be on the board, or be the CEO* because they're looking for

[anonymous]

Good job, hon!

What are some of those ways w/Tobey, huh? ;-)

Cyg

[kimberlyknits]

Use your imagination. ;)

1. You are a traffic reporter who inadvertently causes a car accident. How do you report the incident on-air?
   
2. True or false: My ex is an asshole.
   
3. Who owns your house--you, your wife, the two of you, or your cats?
   
4. As a Republican and conservative, what would it take for one of the Democrat candidates for president to garner your vote?
   
5. The Eagles once said of life in the fast lane, "Surely make you lose your mind." As a traffic reporter, is life in the fast lane the path to insanity, or does madness lie down the slow lane?
   

[zonnie]

"Then I'd probably wear the boy out in lots and lots and lots of ways."

Delivering cases of lipstick? ;)

[kimberlyknits]

And then taste-testing them off my lips. ;)

1. You're preparing to move out of your house when you realize that it's not so bad now that you're packing boxes to clear it out. Do you decide to stay, lie down until the feeling passes, or indulge in other mind-altering substances to clear the insanity?
   
2. Describe the size of your craft stash. Feel free to use phrases like "Yarn stores shop at my house" or "Home Depot refers home decorators to me" in the description.
   
3. True or false: My ex is an asshole.
   
4. Who owns your house--you, your spouse, the two of you, your craft stash, or your animals?
   
5. What is your ultimate indulgence? If money were no object, what would you buy yourself as an item of luxury?
   

[zonnie]

1. You're preparing to move out of your house when you realize that it's not so bad now that you're packing boxes to clear it out. Do you decide to stay, lie down until the feeling passes, or indulge in other mind-altering substances to clear the insanity?

More chocolate. Need more chocolate.

2. Describe the size of your craft stash. Feel free to use phrases like "Yarn stores shop at my house" or "Home Depot refers home decorators to me" in the description.

2 bedrooms, plus half each of the dining room and family room.
Mostly wool, some crochet cotton, and some quilt fabric. Quickly accumulating art papers and colored pencils if those count too. I think it is enough to keep several generations of my family in fiber crafts.

But that pales compared to my hosta collection...

3. True or false: My ex is an asshole.

My ex or your ex? Oh, heck, both true. Of course they both think I'm a bitch, so it's all fair.

4. Who owns your house--you, your spouse, the two of you, your craft stash, or your animals?The dog, definitely the dog. I