I can already see her first prom...Jon, Bob, James and I all sitting around the living room with Jon's medieval weapons talking about how many people we've killed while her date waits for her come out. Then we tell the guy all the rules for the evening like "If we find out that you two are dancing in a way that the lord wouldn't approve of, you'll regret it before your underage prom night hangover wears off" and then have Jon slice a watermelon in half with one of those fucking claymores of his or some shit. I CAN'T WAIT!
Are you going to go to the weight watchers meeting in Beverly Hills on Monday? Because if you are then you can sit with my middle-aged mom, who has lost like 12 pounds in a month. LOL
but no, i'm not doing all that meeting bullshit. my mom used to be in it and has all the information. i'll just do all that in the privacy of my own home.
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i'm on to you.
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but no, i'm not doing all that meeting bullshit. my mom used to be in it and has all the information. i'll just do all that in the privacy of my own home.
oh and thank you for the comment below. ;)
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